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This is the story of a girl who wanted to make it big.

Recent happenings have put Blog Administrators in a spot. All over the World, bloggers have unlimited freedom to write on any subject under the Sun and visitors to the site are at liberty to tear any blog to pieces by virtue of their over enthusiastic comments that sometimes border on the verge of ludicracy.

Unfortunately, some Blog Administrators are troubled as to how best to interpret the word `decency'. We are Indians and it takes very little to disturb our sense of well being and our sensibilities. Our definition of `decency' is something we ourselves are unable to define!

Therefore, this girl was racking her brains to develop a software package that will ensure that Blog Administrators do not get any reason to censor the blogs posted on prestigious sites.

The girl we are talking about knew that it is humanly impossible for any Policeman (or woman!) to keep track of the millions of words that go into blogs worldwide. She had to put a check on the selection of words - she had in short to generate a Dictionary that will prevent entry of objectionable words in the website. In other words - to put it all in a simpler way, she had to identify words that were not in tune with those acceptable to Society. All she had to do was to create a databank of words that were taboo - an exception list!!

A tough task no doubt but she was a determined individual. She knew that once she started, it would be plain sailing. From where to start - that was the one crore question.

It may be mentioned here that our girl's hobby was to rhyme words - she was a poet of sorts. When down in the dumps, she would scribble some words on a sheet of paper and try to find matching words to rhyme. In this case also, she allowed complete freedom to her subconscious mind to throw up words to pave the way for what she presumed to be a dramatic software. She fiddled with her pencil and began scribbling - what else but words. She wrote and rewrote. She crumpled up the papers and threw them into the waste paper basket. After sometime, the wpb started overflowing. Then she began to litter the carpet around the wpb ....

Finally she came up with a short poem to showcase her predicament -

The dude sued the nude for not being lewd.
`It is time to brood,' said the nude.
She was shrewd - the shots were too crude
But once on the net they were bound to be viewed
By eager netizens who will sit with eyes glued -
It's a free world and it's not rude to view a nude!
Counters will ring and the dollars'll pour in
Everything above board no sign of any sin.
Only - someone shouldn't screw it all up
Drink the nectar and leave behind an empty cup.

When last heard of, she had gone into reclusion - in fact, she had moved to an undisclosed destination to devote all her time to this stupendous task. The reason? People pestering her on the roads and in the office, sending her e-mails, sending SMSs, ringing up on her mobile and land line at all times of the day and night. Every one wanted to suggest words that should go to the exception list!!

Therefore, in desperation, she fled.

Let us all hope that she is able to return with some remarkable results.

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